The funeral director called wanting to know how they should trim Jason's facial hair. I had spent the evening before compiling over 50 photos of Jason spanning the 31 years he had spent on this planet, and of course his style had changed throughout the years. In some pictures he had a goatee. A few … Continue reading Technical Knockout
This is the view from my toilet. Pretty nice huh? Here's the problem though: I'm only witnessing the world from this side of the window lately. I wasn't even using the restroom when I took this picture...I was just trying to see the sky without walking outside for fear the neighbors would invite me to … Continue reading Life is Shit
I spend an unconscionable amount of time vicariously living through the lives of others largely in the form of documentaries and memoirs. My social anxiety is partially to blame for my imprisonment but I’m also incredibly lazy, so just moving from my couch nest to search for my Apple remote leaves me fatigued…and usually it’s … Continue reading Take Me to Burning Man!
"I should have chopped his wood into bloody bits of confetti and sprinkled him along the edges of the interstate. The best ideas always come too late." Anyone familiar with the book/movie American Psycho? Well the guitar strumming, man-bun wearing, seemingly sweet and sensitive dude had merely been masking his inner Patrick Bateman until now. … Continue reading Chinese New Year of the Slut (or Year of the Cock) – Part VI
"So off I went with this stranger whose name I had learned earlier in the night but had already forgotten. It isn’t like I was going to sleep with him or anything…" Spending 48 hours in the hospital under suicide watch forced me to do some much needed soul-searching. I had nothing better … Continue reading Chinese New Year of the Slut (or Year of the Cock) – Part V