Chinese New Year of the Slut (or the year of the Cock) – Part II

"I've Got Vaginal Amnesia." You know you’ve been excessively promiscuous when you have to make a list to remember all their names and faces.  But then you review the list and have that nagging sensation that you’re missing someone.  Yes, there is definitely someone else you can’t remember.  So you transport yourself back in time.  … Continue reading Chinese New Year of the Slut (or the year of the Cock) – Part II

Chinese New Year of the Slut (or the year of the Cock) – Part I

"Goodbye bacon.  Goodbye whiskey.  Goodbye alprazolam.  Hello dick." I officially declared my new year's resolution of getting my shit together in the few days leading up to 2016.  Part of harnessing my wild and untamed shit and keeping it corralled within well-defined fences included a strict Puritanical love life, and less drinking and self-medicating with … Continue reading Chinese New Year of the Slut (or the year of the Cock) – Part I