"Goodbye bacon. Goodbye whiskey. Goodbye alprazolam. Hello dick." I officially declared my new year's resolution of getting my shit together in the few days leading up to 2016. Part of harnessing my wild and untamed shit and keeping it corralled within well-defined fences included a strict Puritanical love life, and less drinking and self-medicating with … Continue reading Chinese New Year of the Slut (or the year of the Cock) – Part I
I haven’t posted anything ever since I lost the ability to string letters together to make words, and then string those together to make coherent sentences…or at least I keep telling myself I’ve lost it. I’ve misplaced a lot of things over the past several months, the least of which is my ability to function … Continue reading Nobody Will Know I’m Dead
No, no...I get it. I'm just being juvenile but this did make me laugh on a fucking Monday so there's that!